this goes out to Amber

+ welcome to working in the financial aid office.
where idiots think the government should pay for their schooling.
more wasted tax dollars.

+ a student called me awesome today.
that was a first.

= here's to working in call centers, angry people, and positive attitudes.

100.

+ this my dears, is my 100th post. exciting is it not?
i've been putting this off because i have no idea what to write.
and i've had a somewhat normal sleep schedule lately...
but i've decided to write anyway.

+my bff and i went to a 20's party last night.
we looked hot. i curled my hair and it actually looked decent.
ignore the fact that my head looks 10 times bigger than my body.

"I"m black."

+ these songs.

#1

#2

+ saw this cover photo. greatest ever. 

+ callie and i went on a hike. big baldy i believe.

gorgeous.

we saw from spanish fork to american fork. 

+ 1 month until my concert. 

+ 59 days until i go to logan.

+ 84 days until Brianna comes home. 

= heres to pearls, iVideo, Thor, and smoky eyes. 

2.75

+ these late nights will be the death of me.
i'm getting so old.
and for some reason i like to blog when i'm sleep deprived.
maybe i feel more witty, when in reality i'm not.

+ i worked out for the first time in about 2 weeks.
i did some crazy squats..
my legs are burning.

+ something amazing happened yesterday.
well it was more of a gradual process,
but it was finalized yesterday.

i no longer wear the lightest shade of foundation ladies and gents.

150 Buff for me!

+ also, desiree is an idiot. sent home the cutest man there. 

Robert, i was cheering for you.

good bye nice abs & suits. 

won't be seeing that again..

but don't they look the same?

+ we also had our final cocktail party with devri 

she will be missed.

clearly, we know how to throw the parties. 

Callie, Darci & Devri

Devri's a little jealous because I got more than she did....

Darci & Emily

+ BUCKET LIST ITEM COMPLETION

callie and i bought ourselves one way tickets..

to colorado. 

lame, but a trip nonetheless. 

first time to colorado for me! 

+ if any of you have a boat, 

and want to be my friend, 

and take me boating,

you will be warmly welcomed into my life. 

= heres to tan skin, s'mores, midol-rootbeer (genius idea. not mine) & arizona.

drinks all around.

+ This weekend was filled with cake & gifts.
Brooks turned 4 on Saturday,
KyLee turned 19 on Sunday,
& then my mother had a birthday on Monday.
i won't disclose her age. she's not too old, promise.

Mila. from breakfast on Monday.

+ Devri's farewell was on sunday.
we will miss her a whole lot.
her talk stated, "i didn't want to miss out on things..... like weddings of family & friends."
don't worry dev, clearly the friends part won't be happening any time soon.

we were trying to think together. 

+ Callie ripped her pants yesterday.
i told her not to climb on the big red ball outside of target.
she didn't listen to me.
+ i got a hot dress from target for 12 dollars.
steal.
+ i sorta feel like i'm still in high school.
drama to the max.
+ also, my hair is now long enough so that when its up in a pony tail
the bottom rests on my neck so much that it flips it out.
success.
= heres to rain, men, golfing and expensive perfume.

2.5

+ 2.5. thats how many hours of sleep i got last night.
this unfortunate event is not my fault.
remember elder mike?
he's home.
Callie, Devri and myself spent the evening
and the wee hours of the morning with him.
he's even nicer now than he was before.
shocking.

+Devri leaves me in 13 days.

in other news....

+My apple cider detox has been going well. i love it.
i keep it in a water bottle and brooks always tries to drink it.
one day he said,
"can i have some water?"
"you probably won't like this water."
"but please ashley"
since he didn't like my answer his father told him it was gross water
brooks quickly gave it back.
a few minutes later i left the house,
came back, put my water on the couch
and was quickly distracted by this beauty.

int she adorable?

i heard some water in the kitchen. but decided to ignore it.

a few minutes later brooks walked in

"here ashley i got you some new water!" 

what a gentleman..

+ i've decided i want a sunroof on my car. 

if this ever happens i will provide free hand puppet shows.

such as this.

it was a great show.

+ sunday was mothers day.

we talked to brianna

and gave this cherry cordial bouquet to my mother

that was my craftiness put to the test. 

the flowers are now wilting because she won't eat them. 

+ the fam went up the canyon yesterday.

i broke my toe nails. worst timing ever. 

it's sandal season! 

is it possible to get fake toe nails?

those may be necessary for a few weeks.

i'm wearing close toed shoes today. boo..

+ heres to sun, sandals, and swimming suits i never wear.

happy summer y'all.