are we surprised? not really.

my missionary called me today.

hermana atoa

from the airport and an unknown number.

so did i answer it?

of course not.

i'm terrible.

answer your phone peeps.

if its a salesman hang up.

but it could be your missionary.

=heres to voicemail and ketchup explosions #classic

it seems i've grown up.

moving out and going to college isn't all its made out to be.
its really not that great.

no money

no food

no retail therapy

its just you,
your psycho roommate
and your text books.

but its not the money, food or clothes that i miss.

its the people. these people.

= heres to bitter goodbye's, sweet hello's, and rosi golan.

what have we come to?

Me

"Lauren Sigman is hilarious."

Callie

"Who?"

"Lauren Sigman...."

"Laurenita_?"

"Yup.... thats her Instagram name."

"Oh, then uh huh! "

= heres to social media, high school acquaintances, and ugly windows. 

i should just snapchat my blog.

Welcome to Logan.

where you have to wear your winter parka in september

and you're still numb.

my roommate blames the cold weather on me because i've been listening to christmas music

like this.

+ i took this good looking man golfing.

for the first time.

he was phenomenal. 

+ he's a seductive Brazilian model.

and mine.

+ i swore i'd never take a pic like this.

but it was an accident.

clearly. my face i not picture taking worthy.

but its cute. 

enjoy our pda.

+ josh made callie & i dinner.

it was delicious. 

thats his secret pasta noodle.

+ they're about 5 years late,

but callie & josh can plank.

= heres to long tees, candle light picnics & hot cocoa with coffee creamer.

the best of days. so far.

we got Brianna back!!

"Mission Accomplished" Say 'hi emily.' hot thing she is.