and the weight gain begins....

the trip was supposed to be short.

we walked in to the local Walgreens around the corner.

we were on a quest for tissues.

while on the paper goods isle i got to thinking.

'ashley, halloween is almost over. 

then thanksgiving. 

then christmas. 

you can make it a month more.'

i didn't even believe myself....

we got what we wanted,

not necessilary what we came for,

and headed to the register.

in the middle of the isle was a bin full these...

i gasped. 

the cashier grabbed the phone preparing to call 911.

cadbury balls had come back into my life.

earlier than expected too!

i only had about 10. 

my tummy isn't used to this goodness so early in the season.

i will slowly have to build my tolerance.

if you need me i'll be in my room. 

eating my cadbury christmas balls.

"you've been hazed."

it snowed.

i almost cried.

not because its cold.

or because i hate snow.

although i do...

but because golf season is over.

(at least for a few days thanks to utah weather)

since school sucks

& pinterest and daily grace take up most of my free time

i don't get to blog often.

i've decided to write all
(okay not all. we would be here for a long. long. long time.)
the random facts about my person
(or you could just say they're dumb things i do)
on here today.

1. i always use my pointers and thumbs to differentiate from my left and right. the backwards "L" doesn't even register in my mind. but i can't figure it out without my fingers..

2. spoons suck. i suppose you could say that Liam Payne and i are meant to be for this reason.

I like how harry isn't wearing pants...

3. i will never eat meat that is still on the bone again.. gross.
4. i probably just won't eat ribs period.

5. online shopping is my preference.
6.  but i hate paying for shipping.

7. when i watch movies alone i turn on subtitles. (because nobody else in the world likes them apparently)

8. paint always smells good.

9. lake water is disgusting. 

10. i'm grumpy in the mornings.
11. and when i'm hungry.

12. i decided today that i don't have too much of a bubble, which means that i need to live in london where nobody has bubbles. 

13. looking at the stars is always fun.

14. sometimes i bark at people. its normal.

15. i only read romantic novels.

16. i almost tripped 2 times today. that was embarrassing.

17. i love institute. now.

18. most the time i don't even know what i'm talking about.

the biebs. why not one direction?

at kohl's today i saw this.

then i opened it up. while he sang "baby" to me. and i saw this.

classic.

ha. recorded this a while ago.

brooks and ella.

when you can hardly hear them they're whispering to each other.

i think its hilar.

please excuse my lack of editing. 

nobody taught me how.

then the other day i saw this.

someone in this world who lives by the provo library is clever.

i know terrible quality. it says "He-Man Woman Haters Club" 

as a wifi name? who'da thought?! lovely.

heres a taste of utah fall time.

i probably could edit these but i'm quite lazy.

plus. its 10.23.

oh and i can't forget.

BYU football.

love. it.

game this friday. 

ps.

my friend is getting married in a year and a half. 

thats my prediction at least.

who knows.

they held hands on the first date.

he's an rm.

she's studying to get her mrs.

they're meant to be.

heres a pic from the game.

oh. and listen to one direction.

i'm on another obsessive wave.

it was just a little ripple for a while.

now its a wave again.

if any of you lovely people have ideas for what we could do at their upcoming concert to get their attention, we will take any help we can get.

so far we are taking a 12 year olds idea.

"will one of you be my first kiss?"

callie will be holding this. 

or emily. depends.

kinda weird if em did though, not gonna lie.

prolly callie.

help.

i might go crazy.

this is how i like to deal with stress.

shopping.

online.

real life shopping is awful.

after purchasing way too many items online i've decided to give myself a.....

debit card detox.

it is so hard.

thankfully i haven't found any screaming deals to tempt me too much.

its just the thought that counts. 

i'm only doing it for a month. 

after that i need to do some christmas shopping.

whether for myself or others, that does not matter.

suffer with me, if you would like. 

save some money for a trip to europe!

or something else fun.

maybe a ticket to the one direction concert.

whatever strikes your fancy.

heres to the debit card detox.

i should be studying right now...

sociology test in 4 hours and 10 minutes
i'm blogging in the hallways of uvu.

the man across from me has his feet up on his chair.

"i'll look at men however i want to thank you very much"

he says in his feminine voice.

only at uvu.

found this this morning,
made my day.

enjoy it. i know you will.

a woman making crazy faces at her probably fake baby just walked past.

i could go into work early, but who would ever do that?
not this girl.

i received my boots yesterday. 

i'm just waiting for it to be cold enough to wear them now.

probably in october i'll wear them no mads what.

the gay man is wearing biker short spandex. lovely.

byu plays again tonight.

lets hope the outcome and game is better than it was last week.

i feel like it should be the weekend.

every day feels like it should be the weekend.

some man just got attacked in the hall. 

by his friends.

no need to worry. 

e'ery day i get a little bit more excited for july 25th.

torture for me is watching a  one direction concert

without sound.

yes their faces are enough.

but its not the same.

i'm dying.