27 April 2012

i'm responsible...

wednesday was a hectic day.
i didn't feel like doing much of anything.
so i sent my mother this text message.
it said,
"I thought i would inform you of my responsible decision.
Due to my overload of homework and other assignments, my desire to not be lonely [because none of my friends were going], and the pain i experience when a 17 pound robe is placed on my shoulders [i got sunburned again... oops], i have made a responsible decision to not attend the optional choir festival today.
instead i will be spending my time doing seminary make up [i have 7 tardies that need to be made up. stinkin first period sem sem], my writers technique notebook, writing an essay, and reading a book. (just to name a few).
thank you for your consideration of not being mad at me seeing as i am almost an adult who makes responsible decisions to accommodate what she feels best.
as you said, i need to focus on my academic grades rather than extra curricular activities."
she wasn't "mad" she was "dissapointed."
pff.
i thought i was persuasive.
i dislike choir.
i try to skip school as much as possible to avoid the loony bin.

p.s. what the heck happened to summer?
someone bring it back to me please!

21 April 2012

completed.

i can now say my life is complete.
after:
driving to salt lake at 1.30 in the morning;

facing ferocious grizzly bears;
taking turns sleeping in the car;
freezing half to death;



sitting on hard cement (for 3 hours);
playing the crown card game;

chatting with not very big fans;
the doors finally opened.
we were worried at first.
our closest bet was 125.
the nice man in the blue came to our rescue.
in his hand he held three tickets.
what did the tickets say?


5th ROW BABY!
best.
day.
ever.
next best day will be
25 July 2013.

19 April 2012

ellen proposal.

[refer to #10 on last post]

i'm going to send an email to ellen degeneres.
i'm considering saying this.
Basically I'm in love with One Direction.
Mostly Liam and Niall. 
My best friend loves Harry.
She also loves Niall.
We get in arguments over him.
But don't tell the others they might get jealous.
I really just love them all.
When you get down to it the boys are quite hilarious.
They also have accents.
And are extremely good looking.
You are humorous as well.
You make me laugh.
I think you should get them on your show.
This proposal is quite selfish.
I have always wanted to get an ab workout from laughing.
You six could quite possibly help me accomplish this.
Whether on my couch or in the audience.
I will let you decide.
I might have other motives.
I will keep those a secret for now.
That is all.
with that format and everything.
some would say i'm being ridiculous.
i say i'm just being honest.

i don't want to stay in utah for college.
but i feel like i need to.

maybe because my best friend is staying here too.
i need her.
until i get a man.
don't worry.
that wasn't mean.
she thinks the same thing.
until i have a male in my life i have callie.

graduation is at the end of may.
i can't wait.

i want to start using british words.
like university instead of college.
and thats all i can think of right now.
my friend sarah is helping me make the conversion.

i'll go send that to ellen.

i'm not good with titles.

i was online a few minutes ago. checking up on some girl that goes to my school.
my english paper was in the back of my mind knocking on the door.
i decided to open it.
closed the internet.
shut the computer.
sat up from my slumped position on the couch.
getting ready to be productive.
took a few deep breaths.
opened the computer back up.
here i am.
here's an update on life.
1. senioritis has officially set in.
2. i like making each sentence its own line.
it makes them feel more special i think.
3. i love one direction.
4. capital letters give me a headache.
5. i'm getting tickets to the 2013 one direction concert on saturday.
6. i don't like going to school.
if i didn't have my allotted 4 absences already i wouldn't be going tomorrow.
7. i might actually skip 3rd period tomorrow.
there's an academic assembly.
i don't see why i need to go.
8. sometimes i think i'm funny.
9. i want to move to Europe.
10. i want ellen degeneres to invite one direction to be on her show.
and me.
11. i have the best tan line ever from golf.
maybe i'll post pictures one day.
12. everything is funnier when said with an accent.
13. i am awful at keeping a good conversation going.
and i don't really care anymore.
14. going home for lunch so i don't have to be around high school drama for an extra hour is my favorite thing in the world.
15. i'm going to be 19 when i go to the one direction concert next july.
16. prom is this weekend and i am not going.
(thank goodness.)
along with 90% of the student body.
17. i don't put transitions in my stories anymore.
they take up too much time.
18. i am stressing about what to wear for senior pics.
i like what these boys are wearing though.
19. i like these boys a lot.
thats liam on the left.
he's smart.
then louis.
he's funny.
then zayn.
he's a rebel.
then niall.
he's cute and innocent.
then harry.
he doesn't like wearing clothes.
they're all my favorite.
and all good looking.
1D.
hear them.
love them.
crave them.